This guy 1) has never read a John Constantine comic and 2) is annoyed that people keep asking.
“Woo, heavy emotional moment over!” Veronica said breezily, pushing the unpleasant feelings aside as she often did. “Our heroine has working eyeballs once again!”
“Now, my dear,” she continued, “whilst I change into my Ladies’ Activewear collection, why don’t you peruse the racks over there? I’m thinking something in an off-the-shoulder top, something in a longer skirt because of your fabulous knee spurs, though I’m afraid you just might be a winter!”
Maeve sighed. “I’ll go see if there’s something I like.”
She was in the process of pulling on a ankle-length sage-green skirt when there was another bright flash, and a zorch! sound. “Veronicaaaa! No more pictures!” she shouted, annoyed.
“I am not taking your picture, gargoyle,” said a blond, trenchcoated man who’d just appeared. His hands glowed with lightning, and the remains of magic, possibly from his teleportation, still swirled around him. “Now, where is the devil?”
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