Apparently it's an offputting Canadian thing to ask for "the Machine" in restaurants.
Want me to draw your character? Fight other people for the opportunity to lowball me on it!
See comic pages as they're finished, before anyone else!
And, you know, other stuff. You know what I'm talking about.
They're like digital comics, but you can hold them.
Nuzzle them. Caress them. We won't judge you.